My thoughts as I wait for sleep to come

Lying here in my bed after watching ‘The Office’ non-stop for the past few days, I get the feeling that my brain may be dying… ‘Cause of over-exposure and all… In hindsight I ought to have paced myself. It’s like eating a whole tub of icecream in one sitting. At first it’s great…Untill that moment when you can feel your thighs swell to the size of gigantic tree trunks.
Also, and this might be the heart of the issue, I want a relationship like Jim and Pam’s.